Nutshell Film Reviews
Safe Haven
by Film Fan
on January 7, 2014
in Film Titles: S , Oh Crumbs - AVOID , The Bigger Boat
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Safe Haven

This is remarkable. Something I thought impossible happened… a film with more of a twist ending than the Usual Suspects is the first film to score ZERO nutshells! It may be that my fight to avoid throwing myself out of the window distracted me enough to not see it coming – because this is simply awful. Outrageously clichéd – in every imaginable way. It may be perversely tempting to endure this to experience the end – but, quite simply – you need to resist that temptation. Save yourself! There was some beautiful cinematography – but not enough to counterbalance the misery.

The Bigger Boat: 0/5

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